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Getting a Grip
2012: Definitely the End of the World as We Knew It
by Michael I. Niman

There’s been a lot of chatter for the last few years about the world ending in 2012. And this ain’t your run-of-the-mill, buy-some-guns-and-dried-food-and-head-for-the-hills sort of end of the world. Nope. This one has the whole planet imploding or exploding, reversing its poles, losing its atmosphere, getting peppered by moon-sized asteroids, or just burning up in a big house fire. Perhaps the sun will burn out, or maybe our whole universe will finally fall off of the head of the pin where’s it’s been rumored to have been residing since the big bang in some giant alternate universe.
With the calendar quickly turning the pages on 2011, should we be worried? I mean, yeah, this stuff is flaky, but no more so than Rand and Ron Paul reciting economic theory. It goes like this: The long count of the Mayan Calendar ends in December 2012, so the world must end, too.
But then there’s the Gregorian Calendar—the one that earthlings tend to use today. It ends every December 31, but we just pull it off the wall and replace it with a new one. We don’t really worry much except at the ends of centuries, when some of us horde more than the usual ration of dried food and ammo.
Now back to the Maya. I’ve lived among the Maya in Central America. They use the Gregorian Calendar as well these days. It’s just easier, I guess. Nobody there seems concerned that their ancient calendar, and hence, the world, will be ending. Some folks will still draw or carve the old calendars, and the occasional tourist who happens by will hopefully still buy them, in 2012 and beyond. So the world isn’t ending, at least not in a Hollywood-style global cataclysm.
The power of dreams
But it’s the end of the world as we know it, and, as REM put it 24 years ago, I feel fine. Here’s my logic. If anyone told me, even five years ago, that Egypt would be exporting democracy to the United States in 2011, I’d have written them off as nuts. Just as I would do if someone told me that the government would take over General Motors after years of the company losing money and make it profitable in the midst of a recession. We’re in uncharted territory now, where all conventional wisdom is tossed out the window.
Look at what’s happened in Egypt and Tunisia: These two nonviolent revolutions demonstrated new possibilities to the world, and it will never be the same again. Ancient, brutal, barbaric regimes can be brought down by singing, chanting, and hugging. Hence, anything is possible. That’s what we’re seeing in Wisconsin. And it’s what we’re about to see all over the United States. Repressive governments, and this includes their corporate masters, can only push people so far before their grip breaks. This pattern has replicated itself throughout history.
Two weeks ago I wrote about an “infovirus” that spread through the unregulated anarcho-democratic media of the Internet. As much as I’ve never liked “hope,” because it sets people up for disappointment or lulls them into false senses of security and hence, apathy, this infovirus spread hope, and with it, the power of dreams.
It is this ultimate weapon, the one that was inside of us all along, this power of dreams, that is ending the world as we knew it, and that’s okay. The world will end in 2012. But not our world.
Republicans aren’t all nuts
I don’t know how this ultimately will play out. Let’s look at Wisconsin. Folks there elected Republicans to fill the statehouse and governor’s mansion. This has happened before, and it didn’t end the world. In fact, it was Republicans like New York Governor Nelson Rockefeller who built New York’s public university system, New York Senator Jacob Javits who created the National Endowment for the Arts, President Dwight Eisenhower who warned us about the military industrial complex, and Oregon Senator Mark Hatfield who was one of the earliest mainstream voices against the Vietnam War and in support of a nuclear weapons freeze. Even former New York Governor George Pataki sealed his legacy with landmark environmental legislation, expanding public holdings in New York’s Adirondack Park, originally enlarged and preserved by Republican Theodore Roosevelt.
Republicans have both a proud and shameful history. But they’ve never really proven themselves collectively insane before. So you can’t really fault the folks of Wisconsin for electing a bunch of them. Even today, Republicans aren’t all nuts—just the ones who get elected.
Wisconsin’s union-busting crusader, Governor Scott Walker, sealed his fate in history, not by being the reincarnation of Ronald Reagan, as he fanaticizes, but instead because of his toxic mix of megalomania, hubris, and terminal stupidity. Whether talking to a Skyping gonzo journalist pretending to be his sponsor and master, David Koch, or just giving a press conference, Walker can’t help but lay his party’s whole rancid corporate agenda bare for all to see. It’s as if he were his own Wikileak.
The Republican plutocracy hit a perfect storm when Walker started to erupt just in time to share the world media stage with Hosni Mubarak. It was only natural that the Egyptian synergy of anger, outrage, hope, and dreams would jump the intercontinental divide. And like many end-of-the-world narratives, there was a tectonic shift in the continental plates, only it turned out this was a cultural and political shift, and the world kept spinning.
Neural revolution and Starbucks zombies
I keep using the term “viral” to describe how hope is spreading, but perhaps this isn’t the best word. By profession, I’m a media studies scholar. We use the term, which we borrowed from the advertising industry, which went agog in the 1990s at the prospect of free viral advertising, with infovirus-infected consumers filling Starbucks around the world like plague victims filled morgues. But what’s happening now takes this concept to another reality, and hence needs to go beyond the virus metaphor.
According to Buffalo musician and lscensed massage therapist Heather Conner, this new awakening isn’t a virus at all. Sh says it’s “neural.” This anarchic global communication web has linked us together as one complex organism, with ideas and experiences entering this system like excitable neurons, emitting electric signals into a massive neural network, or nervous system. Once there, as they digitally travel, they act as electrical impulses bridging synapses, or individuals, eventually forming a collective intelligence.
The difference is that a virus spreads in a one-way vector, replicating the original infection itself across a population. The longing to enter a cloned and branded Starbucks space is viral. Neural is different. Viruses have a blueprint, whereas neurons are raw energy with electrons moving in all directions, organically forming new ideas and emotions—constantly and endlessly. And unlike a virus, which invades the body from outside, neurons organically form within us, exciting us into action. And this would be real action, rather than a zombie walk into a Starbucks.
Wisconsin’s Egyptian Sunday
So a revolution in Tunisia can reinvent itself for the Egyptian reality, then again for worker solidarity in Wisconsin, reproductive freedom in Kansas, and so on. On Tuesday of last week, an idea entered the network. On Saturday, as a result of that idea, Americans rallied in mass in every state capital in the country supporting the Wisconsin uprising.
This global neural network is new—communication has shrunk the world. It’s also accelerated everything about it. Ideas and emotions, good and bad, go global with an unprecedented immediacy. Revolutionaries in Iran buy pizzas online, to be delivered to demonstrators occupying the Wisconsin statehouse, who inspire students in London.
As a new organism, however, we lack mental or emotional development, and hence can be lulled into utopia or dystopia. A student in Libya snaps a cellphone photo and uploads it into our neural net, and instantly this experience becomes part of our collective conscious, along with a Wall Street analyst’s prognosis of the impact of Libyan liberation on oil futures, a Fox News misinformation feed from Indiana, BP lies from Louisiana, and an ecstatic cry of triumph from, perhaps, Algeria. We become excited by a mix of truth and lies, hope and propaganda.
Last Saturday, 100,000 people rallied for workers’ rights in Wisconsin. On Sunday, after most folks went home, Governor Walker ordered police to remove protesters who had been occupying the statehouse for two weeks. The police, perhaps acting on a neural inspiration that entered the network two weeks earlier in Egypt when the military refused to open fire on demonstrators in that country, refused Walker’s order. Score a victory for peaceful protest and the human conscious.
But the American corporate press mostly ignored this historic event, like they mostly ignored the massive rally a day earlier, blocking these neurons from entering the network. The alternative press jumped into the void, however, and slowly they’re spreading, perhaps as you’re reading this. As always, brain health takes a bit of work. We need to sort through the media stimuli, lest we poison ourselves all day on soft drinks, candy bars, pesticides, and rancid ideologies.
Everything feeds into this global communication network and we react instantly across the globe. Yes, 2012 will usher in a new chapter for humanity. The world as we knew it ended with the neural revolutions we’re seeing this year. What our new world becomes is totally up to us. Let’s not blow it.
Dr. Michael I. Niman is a professor of Journalism and Media Studies at Buffalo State College. His previous columns are at artvoice.com, archived at www.mediastudy.com, and available globally through syndication.
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Jonathan 03 Mar 2011, 08:55
This is awesome, inspiring, may it enter the neural network.
Josephine Hogan 03 Mar 2011, 11:15
What an excellent article! Thank you so much!
Franklin LaVoie 03 Mar 2011, 12:37
2012 is the end of the Mayan Calendar for good reason, not caprice, nor pseudo-scientific factors; 2012 is the end of the Mayan Long Count Calendar because that calendar is based upon a cosmic phenomenon called the precession of the equinoxes, in which a rare physical alignment between the earth's axis, and the galactic center are shifting polarity. What that looks like is our winter solstice sun is conjunct the Milky Way's center, this will happen again in about 26,000 years. Does 26,000 years ring a bell for anyone? It should. There was a cultural revolution on earth;it's as though the notion of civilization put out a taproot,then, and now, 26,000 years later, the fruit is either ripe or rotting on the vine, and the seeds of the coming 26,000 year cycle are in the ground called the noosphere; wreaking with all kindsa crap. I don't know if it was Peter Russel's The Global Brain, or Lovelock's The Gaia Hypothesis that came first, but the idea of the internet being the first stage of the global brain has been with us many decades, Ms Conner's observations being astute and relevant. Another fine article Mr. Niman.
christina 03 Mar 2011, 15:55
Thank you for that good article you wrote that was all very good info
Turin Turambar 03 Mar 2011, 16:03 Lmao ...Yes, "another fine article" from the pagan-witch nut, Gaia-nature worshipping feminist crazies. The ones who prance around in the woods, by night, and, by day, incorporate just enough science into their collective vocabulary to cloak all of their modernized, backward superstition. After 2012, we may get to watch it all put into action on high speed, whether that be Rainbow Gatherings in every public park or ghost-sighting TV documentaries. You guys have such "great" things in store for civilization. Maybe even, in late 2013, we'll get to go back to good old fashioned "community" trick or treating ...with real druids! This is pretty amusing the way that Rainbow Niman has latched onto Egypt in an attempt to revamp last week's despairing tone, over the Wisconsin story, into one of victory for the so-called "progressives". He even sneaks in a swipe at Ayn Rand, because he knows who's really winning, here. All of this typical consumeristic glorying from hillbilly liberal professionals is just typically nutty New Age bluff and bluster. The only reason that Egypt and other countries are having these kinds of demonstrations is because the U.S. is letting it happen. Any other time, I believe that Niman would be among the first to point out a puppet regime. So, we'll see if this kind of meaningless game works in Iran, too. Of course, he can probaby cobble the puppet regime observation into his definition of a "victory", too. But, it really does border on mental when one continually has to fall back onto such an argument, in regards to the very same culture that one finds to be so dysfunctional ...But, then, cockroaches always do run away from the rightful residents of the buildings, in which, they infest.
Eastside G 03 Mar 2011, 16:20
Yo Turin! What the hell are you talking about? Ayn Rand DOES suck!
Turin Turambar 03 Mar 2011, 16:38
Yo Paul! Do you have to stalk me everywhere...? (...Another pagan nutcase)
Ayn Rand 03 Mar 2011, 16:53
My works are the looters' worst nightmare. That's why they say they suck.
jhorn 04 Mar 2011, 17:24
"My works are the looters' worst nightmare." Only if a pile of your puerile maunderings are in front of the flat screen tv.
Turin Turambar 04 Mar 2011, 17:39 "Only if a pile of your puerile maunderings are in front of the flat screen tv." Awww... You're just jealous that you none of you misfit neo-con/lib dorks still have anything that you can openly believe in ...after all of these decades. You're, forever, the parasites of other ideologies.... ...Oh, and because the *movie* is finally coming out.....YES!! Thought for the day: Amy Goodman licks out the ass of Ayn Rand.
Dsard222 06 Mar 2011, 14:38
You wrote: "Look at what’s happened in Egypt and Tunisia: These two nonviolent revolutions demonstrated new possibilities to the world, and it will never be the same again. Ancient, brutal, barbaric regimes can be brought down by singing, chanting, and hugging." Now I will begin shouting. REALLY?! NONVIOLENT REVOLUTIONS? WHAT WORLD DO YOU LIVE IN? TELL THAT TO THE 365 PEOPLE DEAD AND THE OVER 5500 INJURED IN EGYPT. TELL THAT TO LAURA LOGAN, THE JOURNALIST WHO WAS SEXUALLY ASSAULTED BY THESE SINGING, CHANTING, AND HUGGING "PATRIOTS." AS FOR TUNISIA, AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL SET THE DEATH TOLL AT 23. THESE PARTICULAR PATRIOTS WERE CHANTING "DEATH TO THE JEWS." Mark my words, the old corrupt thugs and bullies will be replaced by new corrupt thugs and bullies.
Vesper 06 Mar 2011, 16:08
ah shaddap
Ciara 08 Mar 2011, 02:24
what are you guys talking about??? the world is NOT going to end in 2012... how much do you wanna bet?
F Off Liberals! 11 Mar 2011, 05:04
That really says it about the mystical environmental whackos Turin. Wisconsin just put a stop to collective bargaining too and we're looking at the start of a nation wide movement. I would say it's been a good week!
Traveller 15 Mar 2011, 10:45
This is an outstanding article about the demise of the middle class WORKERS
Traveller 15 Mar 2011, 10:55
This is an outstanding article about the demise of the AMERICAN WORK FORCE that keeps this country going. The problems do not lie in the middle class, but in those who desire to continually steal the lives and livelihood from them. The useless legislators and all of their "cronies" that are paid off to keep them in office are the REAL dangers to this country and every community that are trying to survive, let alone prosper and leave a legacy for OUR children. BRAVO and KUDOS to those willing to expose the corruption in this action against the unions and lobor forces!!! Keep the wheels turning and hopefully the majority of Americans will get the point and start to get involved to make the NECESSARY CHANGES, NOT the "feed them a line" changes we have seen over the years.
Pitchforks vs. Tasers 15 Mar 2011, 11:45 I, for one, am eagerly anticipating any confrontation between the unruly suburban mob - righteously, screaming that they can't make the payments on their giant high-definition televisions - and the authorities. After the machinery of the real America slaps them down, hard - like the credit-living/abusing deadbeats, and Marxists-in-denial, that they have always been - I will raise a glass of delicious Kahlua to my lips and drink a toast to the bubbling of their agonies in hell.
kj 18 Mar 2011, 22:48
Its just like Y2K
Pratim Barua 18 May 2011, 14:34
Dear Madam/Sir, Greetings from Bangladesh Buddhist Federation (BBF), Dhaka, Bangladesh! I’d like to bring your kind attention that I’m interested to attend the conference that you’re organizing. Please note that BBF is a non-profit organization working in the field of religious education and social welfare as well as non-violence, human rights and cultural development. I’m sincerely requesting you that you please send me necessary information about the conference. Looking forward to hearing from you soon. Regards Pratim Barua Youth Coordinator Bangladesh Buddhist Federation (BBF) Dhaka,Bangladesh |
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