...At the First Church Thrift on Wadsworth and Pennsylvania

“My aunt is 83—she’s still paying off her house. Well, I’m 73 and I’m still paying off my college loan.”

“What caused the crash in ’29 anyway?”

“I can’t read the fine print. That’s where they get you.”

“I think it’s all those computers—just unplug ’em.”

“I hope my daughter-in-law wasn’t on that train. They live in LA.”

“Vintage? We don’t even have room for the new stuff!”

Really? Those are maternity pants? Thanks for sharing.”

—j. tim raymond