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The Spiderwick Chronicles: Do We Really Want the Kids Reading So Much?

Poor young Freddie Highmore is really up against it in the film version of The Spiderwick Chronicles. He’s stalked and attacked by a whole mob of ghouls, goblins and trolls, led by a gruesome shape-changing ogre of distinctly evil intentions. Not only that, he’s the only one in his seriously endangered family who can see and hear these hideous creatures, residents of a realm hidden from ordinary human perception.

No wonder the poor kid’s beside himself. Okay, so really he’s just playing identical twins, thanks to modern movie magic, but this is still serious stuff we’re talking about. This must be the most frightening challenge he’s faced in movies since he was elbowed offscreen through most of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory by Johnny Depp, playing Willie Wonka as a hybrid of Michael Jackson and Vogue magazine editor Anna Wintour. Now that was scary!

But Freddie has his hands full in this one, too, thanks to an antique book filled with dangerous, jealously guarded and sought-after information about that secret realm compiled by his great-great Uncle Arthur early in the last century. Young Jared Grace finds this dangerous volume in an attic-office of the rural Victorian manse where he, his mother (Mary-Louise Parker), brother Simon and sister Mallory (Sarah Bolger) have just moved.

Relocated from overpriced Manhattan after mom and dad’s divorce, the kids are feeling varying degrees of disgruntlement, with Jared the most sharply and deeply dissatisfied. Brother Simon doesn’t “do conflict” and, as a budding naturalist, is fascinated by the opportunities to explore the local fauna. (And is he in for a surprise!)

Guarding the precious, perilous book is a house goblin named Thimbletack, a computer creation voiced by Martin Short. (The Industrial Light and Magic imagery and characters are appropriately charming or repulsive.) And outside, gathering his repulsive crew together to strike at Jared’s family and get his paws on that book, is the ogre Mulgarath, given a witty and menacing human incarnation by Nick Nolte in a brief turn before this character assumes computer-generated monster mode.

Director Mark Waters (The House of Yes) keeps things moving along briskly, cramming a lot of plot into a trim 92 minutes. He and his three screenwriters—one of whom is the prominent indie director, John Sayles—had to compress and cut many of the characters and narrative from the five children’s books by Terry DiTerizzi and Holly Black, and it shows. Some backstory and explanations have gone missing and the whole thing can seem a little too rushed.

One youngster of about the same age of Jared/Simon complained to me as we exited the screening that the books’ dwarves and their lair were gone from the proceedings. And just why Nick Nolte is so keen on getting Uncle Arthur’s book and killing all the fairies—who scarcely figure in all this—wasn’t really clear to me.

Spiderwick is less than enchanting, but it’s mostly deft and exciting, nowhere near as plodding and confusing as the recent movie version of Phillip Pullman’s young adult novel, The Golden Compass.

Even my complaining young informant at the theater liked it, more or less.


Artvoice Blog Headlines

JP Losman is sacked. AV correspondent Dave Staba reports…

posted December 2, 11:16 am on Artvoice Daily

JP Losman is sacked. AV correspondent Dave Staba reports on Sunday’s loss from the cheap seats at Ralph Wilson Stadium: Trent Edwards rolled to his right. And he rolled to his right. And then he rolled some more. Finally, a moment before he would have run completely off the field, Buffalo’s quarterback flung the ball towards his intended receiver, who was evidently sitting in a third-row seat near the southerly corner at the tunnel end of Ralph Wilson Stadium... (more)

West Side Neighborhood Housing Services

posted November 28, 3:44 pm on Artvoice Daily

As promised in this article, the membership list for West Side Neighborhood Housing Services is right here. Highlighted in yellow are city employees who report to the mayor or their relatives; highlighted in pink are other city employees. Most of the highlighted names (though not all) are new members, who joined just in time to vote at last Thursday’s annual members meeting, when Harvey Garrett was voted off WSNHS’s board... (more)

On the Waterfront

posted November 26, 2:00 pm on Artvoice Daily

So you think Buffalo has a hard time figuring out what to do with its waterfront, do ya? Mad that we can’t just build a signature bridge, huh? Madder still that we can’t just knock the Skyway bridge down? Furious with obstructionists who don’t want a Bass Pro Shop? Livid about the ice boom? And don’t even get you started about all the blind, misguided fools who can’t see that a huge casino downtown will turn our city around? Yes, my friend, you do in fact have all the answers... (more)

Chow Chocolat welcomes Denise Sperry’s Watercolor Exhibition…

posted November 26, 12:46 pm on Chew on This

  Watercolor Painting by Denise Sperry Merging the fine arts with gastronomic art, Chow Chocolat (731 Main Street, Buffalo, 843.4388) is now featuring a watercolor exhibition by Denise Sperry. A reception commencing Sperry’s works will take place on December 5th, 2008 (6-9 PM)... (more)

GRILLE 620 (Wine… Down the Weekend)

posted November 26, 11:34 am on Chew on This

If you haven’t already checked out “Wine… Down the Weekend” at Grille 620, (620 Delaware Ave, Buffalo, 886.2121) GO! This has to be one of the best deals in the city of Buffalo. Every Friday & Saturday, patrons can choose a complimentary bottle from the bistro’s extensive wine list to accompany any 2 entrees... (more)

Another Voice

posted November 26, 10:11 am on Artvoice Daily

Here’s something that drives me crazy about the Buffalo News: the “Another Voice” column on the editorial page. It would be a nice idea, except that so often it is not given over to “another” voice. It is given, rather, to the same old voices: to people who are frequently quoted as sources in articles, who are in positions of political or economic power, to folks whose job is to push agendas—to people, in other words, who have no difficulty making their voices heard... (more)

Who Goes Where When Hillary Goes to State?

posted November 19, 12:04 pm on Artvoice Daily

City Hall News has flow_chart that tracks who might replace who, from Hillary’s Senate seat on down (click to expand or follow the link—it’s an awkward shape):

It’s Robert Rich Sr. All High Stadium

posted November 14, 5:05 pm on Artvoice Daily

These new signs properly label the structure. We’ve been reading recent stories in the Buffalo News about sportswriter Tom Borrelli’s terrible fall last week at the old All High Stadium. He’s currently battling life-threatening injuries... (more)

CWM Fined for Violations

posted November 14, 2:41 pm on Artvoice Daily

Here's a picture of the sort of thing that got CWM in trouble This week Chemical Waste Management was fined $175,000 by the New York State Department of Environmental Conservation for violating its permits and the state’s hazardous waste laws... (more)

Musical Chairs

posted November 14, 12:51 pm on Artvoice Daily

The AP reports that Hillary Clinton met with Barack Obama in Chicago yesterday, adding fuel to speculation that she might be Obama’s choice for secretary of state. If that happens, it has long been rumored that Brian Higgins would be appointed to her Senate seat... (more)

Paint the Town

posted November 14, 11:06 am on Artvoice Daily

Late last night, at the tail end of one of the few weeks in the past year in which we did not publish anything snarky about anybody, someone threw two gallons of paint on our front doors. Seems a waste; we hadn’t even earned it. Nonetheless, we were cleaning up all morning... (more)

Old Editions Book Shop

posted November 13, 1:58 pm on Artvoice Daily

AV videographer Matt Quinn tours Old Editions, an often overlooked treasure at the corner of Oak and Huron Streets downtown: show enclosure (video/x-flv; 21.29 MB)

Mazzariello’s Ristorante & Martini Bar

posted November 7, 4:30 pm on Chew on This

  Photo taken by Rose Mattrey From Antipasti to Primi to Secondi, Mazzariello’s (114 Bloomfield Ave, Lancaster, 206.0561) has conquered the map of Italian cooking. Your palate will be exposed to an array of spices, herbs, and ingredients indigenous to Northern & Southern Italy... (more)

Post Election Bits & Bytes

posted November 7, 12:02 am on Tech Voice

Election ‘08 is now in the history books - so I figured it’s time to take a look backward, and a look forward at some relevant headlines. Hacking Democracy First, we’ll take a look at one of the best kept secrets of the campaign season, from both sides, care of a Newsweek article published just today... (more)

Artvoice TV: Latest Additions » more on AVTV

Punisher: War Zone

posted December 3, 4:04 pm on channel Movie Trailers

Movie trailer for Punisher: War Zone, in theaters December 5th. Read M. Faust's review of the film here.

Ashes of Time Redux

posted December 3, 3:58 pm on channel Movie Trailers

Movie trailer for Ashes of Time Redux, in theaters now. Read M. Faust's review of the film here.

Dr. Riyaz Hassanali: The TANNING BED, Yes? No?

posted December 2, 4:57 pm on channel Health

Cosmetic surgeon Dr. Riyaz Hassanali sat down with Buffalo actress and television host Lorraine O'Donnell for part 3 of our series of interviews with area medical experts. Today's subject is the popular use of Tanning Beds. Dr. Hassanali, of Williamsville (626-1593) is a well respected cosmetic surgeon who works internationally, as well as locally. This is the 3rd of six segments from Dr. Hassanali...

Ani DiFranco at Babeville

posted December 1, 8:19 pm on channel Music

Ani DiFranco played a sold out concert Saturday, Nov. 29 at Babeville, home of Righteous Babe records. Fans were clearly thrilled to have her back in Buffalo for the performance. During the show Ani introduced the crowd to a new tune she wrote upon the election of Barack Obama, "November 4, 2008". Watch it here.

Peanut Brittle Satellite with Jeff Mcleod of Lazlo Holyfield

posted November 29, 1:44 pm on channel Music

Wednesday, Nov. 28 Peanut Brittle Satellite opened the show for Lazlo Holyfield and guitarist Jeff Mcleod of LH sat in on one of the tunes. Great musicianship from both bands.

Artisans Bazaar on Elmwood

posted November 29, 1:16 pm on channel Art

Annie Adams, Jennifer Mogensen and Deborah Ellis of Artvoice gathered 30 local artists to exhibit in the rear space of the Neighborhood Collective at 810 Elmwood Ave. (887-2929). The idea was to offer people an opportunity to find unique gifts and a chance to shop from our local talent and support our community this holiday season.

City Mission: Food for the Needy

posted November 28, 08:47 am on channel Local Interest

Artvoice videographer Korey Green follows City Mission volunteer Julian Russell to discover what the City Mission does on Thanksgiving.

Turkey Trot: Buffalo's 113th

posted November 27, 5:57 pm on channel Events

On Saturday morning, more than 10,000 people ran, laughed, talked, giggled, walked and shivered the more than six-mile long footrace along Delaware Ave. from North Buffalo to City Hall. We can't show you all 10,000 in this video, but pretty damn close.

Dr. Riyaz Hassanali: Talks about BOTOX

posted November 26, 5:46 pm on channel Health

Cosmetic surgeon Dr. Riyaz Hassanali sat down with Buffalo actress and television host Lorraine O'Donnell for part 2 of our series of interviews with area medical experts. Today's subject is the popular non-invasive cosmetic treatment, BOTOX. Dr. Hassanali, of Williamsville (626-1593) is a well respected cosmetic surgeon who works internationally, as well as locally. This is the 2nd of six segments from Dr...

Viva Vivaldi Festival @ The First Presbyterian Church

posted November 23, 3:48 pm on channel Music

The Ars Nova Musicians invited us to their rehearsal for their 4th Concert. Alex Jokipii and Geoffrey Hardcastle joined Marylouise Nanna and her orchestra for Sinfonoa Decima a 7, Vivaldi.

The Burchfield-Penney Opens

posted November 23, 2:33 pm on channel Art

We took a cruise through Buffalo's newest museum and it gets a big thumbs up. Here are a few quick clips of some of things you'll see when you visit.

Synecdoche, New York

posted November 23, 12:24 am on channel Movie Trailers

Movie trailer for Synecdoche, New York, in theaters now. Read M. Faust's review of the film here.

One Day You'll Understand

posted November 23, 12:12 am on channel Movie Trailers

Movie trailer for One Day You'll Understand. Read George Sax's review of the film here.

Four Christmases

posted November 23, 11:53 am on channel Movie Trailers

Movie trailer for Four Christmases, in theaters November 26. Read M. Faust's review of the film here

Australia

posted November 23, 11:46 am on channel Movie Trailers

Movie trailer for Australia, in theaters November 26. Read M. Faust's review of the film here.



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