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Vanguard sits in the Metropolitan Detention Center (MDC) and has to follow the rules of ordinary prisoners and detainees. His commissary is limited [despite Bronfman wealth] to a mere $300 or so dollars per month – just like any common prisoner.

Other than reading material, you cannot send random gifts to prisoners at MDC.  [Someone suggested a love doll, but a former inmate said they were not allowed.] You can’t send him food or clothes – and he is not getting enough of either, I am told.

No, the only things you can send Vanguard are books, magazines or newspapers to encourage and inspire his fine mind. And, even then, you have to have the reading materials sent directly from a prison-approved re-seller or vendor.

Because there must be many who might wish to give Vanguard something to read to help occupy his long days and nights in jail  – I have taken the trouble to compile a list of suggested magazines to send him and a place that will take care of the mailing etc..

There is a re-seller of magazines that handles the whole thing for you. You just pay them and they take care of the mailing [even multiple magazines] and make sure Vanguard get them.

The website is called mailtoprison,com

Of what they offer, here are the ones I recommend. They will be sent to him as soon as some of his followers kick in with the money.

Magazine Subscription for prison inmates, send magazine to prison, ABC Soaps in Depth

Vanguard never used much soap on the outside, This might help him with prison hygiene.

$39.97

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Magazine Subscription for prison inmates, send magazine to prison, ABC Soaps in Depth

$26.95

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Magazine Subscription for prison inmates, how to send magazines to prison, Order Inmate Subscriptions,

La Palabra Diaria: Vanguard always had diarrhea of the mouth. It would be good for him to do it in a foreign language.

$19.99

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AFAR Magazine Subscription for prison inmates

Afar: Well he ain’t coming anywhere near.

$20.00

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American Angler Magazine Subscription for prison inmates

American Angler: He was always an angler and he is an American.

$24.00

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Bust Magazine Magazine Subscription for prison inmates

Bust: He got busted alright.

$18.00

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Magazine Subscription for prison inmates, how to send magazines to prison, Order Inmate Subscriptions,

Charisma: It worked for awhile

$19.97

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Closer Magazine Subscription for prison inmates

Closer:  He’s got his cell mate to think of now.

$22.50

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Consciousness Magazine Subscription for prison inmates

Consciousness: He doesn’t need this because he is cosmically unified – but still might amuse him.

$31.86

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Magazine Subscription for prison inmates, how to send magazines to prison, Order Inmate Subscriptions,

Logic Problems: He is one of the top three problem solvers in the world so this will be child’s play for him.

$14.58

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Magazine Subscription for prison inmates, how to send magazines to prison, Order Inmate Subscriptions,

Math and Logic Problems: $24.99

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Fate Magazine Subscription for prison inmates

Fate: Something for him to ponder about his own…

$23.83

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Little White Lies Magazine Subscription for prison inmates

Little White Lies: Look he made the cover  – which is not bad since he only told whoppers.

$34.09

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MAD magazine subscription for prison inmates

Mad: It’s just right for his maturity level.

$27.99

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Mindful Magazine Subscription for prison inmates

Mindful: He spoke a lot about this and now he can be more mindful — about his new lifestyle.

$23.88

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Professional Artist Magazine Subscription for prison inmates

Professional Artist: He’s a Professional Con Artist.

$47.97

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Reason Magazine Subscription for prison inmates,

Reason: That’s what he’s all about.

$23.09

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Under The Radar Magazine Subscription for prison inmates

Under the Radar: If only he could have stayed that way.

$23.98

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Scientific American Subscription for prison inmates

Scientific American: He is a scientist with over 100 patents.

$28.87

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Skeptical Inquirer Magazine Subscription for prison inmates

Skeptical Inquirer: Isn’t that the exact opposite of Rational Inquirer?

$40.99

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Seventeen Magazine Subscription for prison inmates

Seventeen: The right age …

$23.78

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Tattoo Magazine Subscription for prison inmates

Tattoo: Never as good as branding

$23.99

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V Magazine Magazine Subscription for prison inmates

V Magazine: I bet he thinks this magazine is about him.

$30.99

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V Man Magazine Subscription for prison inmates

V Man Magazine: This one really is about him.

$57.77

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War Cry Magazine Subscription for prison inmates

War Cry: That’s what the DOS women are supposedly going to do for him. Cry that is…

$38.89

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Please do not send money to Frank Report. Make your checks, money orders or credit card authorizations for subscriptions to  mailtoprisoners.com.

According to their website:

How long will it take for the first subscription to arrive?
The industry standard is 30 to 120 days. Most of the publishers use mail processing centers which tabulate and processes the millions of orders received, and they perform the actual sorting and mailing. That takes a lot of time. Additionally, most magazines are printed months in advance, and each printing is pre-allocated only to the amount of subscribers at the actual time of printing. Thus, an order received in January might actually commence in April. There is very little difference in the processing time whether one orders directly through the publisher, or through a subscription reseller such as this, or any other website.

As a general rule, daily subscriptions take 4 to 8 weeks to start, weekly subscriptions take 6 to 10 weeks to start, monthly subscriptions take 8 to 12 weeks to start and bi-monthly and quarterly subscriptions take 10 to 16 weeks to start.

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  • Borrowing from my previous response I would send him Theodore Dreiser’s novel “An American Tragedy.”
    Because Raniere used his fine mind to swindle and cheat and ended up swindling himself into prison.

    Moreover, the story takes place in the near by Adirondack Mountains and the book’s cover shows a lake scene with a young woman paddling a boat, just like on those VD Days of yore on scenic Lake George.
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  • The World of Judo Magazine – The magazine covers judo tournaments, techniques, interviews, product reviews, news…

    Track & Field News – Articles on sprinting techniques are common.

    I know it must be tough for Keith not to able to sprint and spar with anyone. Hopefully these magazines will help him feel more at home, and will help him survive if he ever breaks his “taking a shower in prison” virginity.

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