Exclusive Frank Report Video: Allison Mack Sings!

Dear readers, you are in for a rare, extraordinary treat.

Frank Report has uncovered the finest video you’ll likely ever enjoy: Allison Mack sings, “I Love You More Than You’ll Ever Know.”

The wondrous lady, whose unique talents led her to not only star on TV’s Smallville, as the innocent and beloved Chloe Sullivan, but also to garner worldwide fame for her role in branding her initials on the pubic regions of some 150 women.

She is accompanied by an a-cappella group that features the marvelous back-up vocals of several NXIVM mega talents and is known to the world as Simply Human.

The song, “I Love You More Than You’ll Ever Know”, was originally performed by Blood, Sweat & Tears, and written by the group’s founder, Al Kooper. It was later recorded by Donny Hathaway. I think it fair to say, however, no one ever did it justice as songstress Madam Allison Mack.

But wait, there is yet another treat in store: If you look carefully at 2:59 in the video, the audience shot reveals that the man she is singing this soulful, tender tune to is in the front row. He is Keith Alan Raniere AKA Vanguard. Next to him is Prefect, Nancy SalzmanPam Cafritz and the lovely DOS slave Lauren Salzman.

The place is the Silver Bay Resort, in Silver Bay NY, on the shores of Lake George – nestled below the verdure-filled mountains of the Adirondacks.

The date of the performance, August 26, 2016 – the nativity day of the illustrious Vanguard.

The event – Vanguard Week, that 10-day long week of continuous bliss held every year – except 2018 [2019 Vanguard Week is not yet scheduled, Please check back with Frank Report for more details on where it will be held].

Ah, but what an auspicious alignment of the stars must have occurred in the heavens that night to bring this stellar performance to this distinguished and august audience  – and how fortunate we are to be able to hear it.

Yes, the hills were alive with the sound of Madam Allison P, Mack’s soulful rendition. Stay with us, won’t you, and enjoy the sweetest music this side of the Hudson River! – again and again and again.

So it is with great pride and not a little sense of humility, in the presence of supreme talent, that Frank Report presents Madam Allison Pimp Mack singing for her Vanguard and for all of  us,  “I Love You More Than You’ll Ever Know.”


Lyrics to the song, slightly modified for Miss Mack.
If I ever brand you, baby
You can release my collateral
And if I ever fail to recruit for you
I fail to recruit myself as well
Is that any way for a slave to carry on
Do you think I want my Vanguard gone
Said I take the Vow for you
More than they’ll ever know
When I was making much money
You know where my paycheck went
You know, I brought it home to you, baby
And I went deep in debt
Is that any way for a slave to carry on
Do you think I want my Vanguard gone
Said I serve you

More than Nxians ever know
More than DOS slaves ever know,
Now listen to this
I’m not trying to be just any kind of slave
No, tramp stamp for me
I’m trying to get you fuck toys
You can fuck, & suck in front of me
I know, I know, I know that I can be
A top sex slaver pimp harem madam wing woman
better than Pam Cafritz ever used to be
But I gotta hear you say
Put your initials on me
I’ll burn that brand into my flesh and blood
I can be anything that you hanker, [I hope it won’t rankle] If I can just be master of the others
Not just put a tramp stamp tattoo on my cankle
Is that anyway for a slave to carry on
Do you think that I want my Vanguard gone
I love you
More than you’ll ever know
I said I love you
I love you, I love you, hey
I’ll make them all burn in hell for you


Finally, for all those fanboys who love the canklicious, much of the video features the barefoot Canktessa’s abundantly generous and fulsome cankles. Cheers.

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  • Your constant references to Ms Mack’s physical appearance, specifically her “cankles” serves little purpose other tan making you seem a little shall we say obsessive. I say this as someone who believes she has a definite case to answer but not one that involves the shapeliness or otherwise of her ankles.

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