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Pyriel: The Twelve Days Of Vanguard’s Christmas

By Pyriel

Talking of songs…. 

This should make Keith smile…

On the first day of Christmas, detention gave to me
A strip search at MDC.

And look out for those fangs!

On the second day of Christmas, detention gave to me
A bad case of thrush
And a strip search at MDC.

On the third day of Christmas, detention gave to me
Prison eyewear,
A bad case of thrush
And a strip search at MDC.

On the fourth day of Christmas, detention gave to me
Crying to sleep,
Prison eyewear,
A bad case of thrush
And a strip search at MDC.

On the fifth day of Christmas, detention gave to me
Bruising on knees,
Crying to sleep,
Prison eyewear,
A bad case of thrush
And a strip search at MDC.

On the sixth day of Christmas, detention gave to me
Food unamazing,
Bruising on knees,
Crying to sleep,
Prison eyewear,
A bad case of thrush
And a strip search at MDC.

On the seventh day of Christmas, detention gave to me
Blood pressure raising,
Food unamazing,
Bruising on knees,
Crying to sleep,
Prison eyewear,
A bad case of thrush
And a strip search at MDC.

On the eighth day of Christmas, detention gave to me
Mites ever grazing,
Blood pressure raising,
Food unamazing,
Bruising on knees,
Crying to sleep,
Prison eyewear,
A bad case of thrush
And a strip search at MDC.

On the ninth day of Christmas, detention gave to me
Head and feet aching,
Mites ever grazing,
Blood pressure raising,
Food unamazing,
Bruising on knees,
Crying to sleep,
Prison eyewear,
A bad case of thrush
And a strip search at MDC.

Keith Raniere is not who he appears to be. He has your worst interest at heart, for his pleasure.

On the tenth day of Christmas, detention gave to me
Shower forsaking,
Head and feet aching,
Mites ever grazing,
Blood pressure raising,
Food unamazing,
Bruising on knees,
Crying to sleep,
Prison eyewear,
A bad case of thrush
And a strip search at MDC.

Photo copyright FallofNxivm.com and Toni Natalie

On the eleventh day of Christmas, detention gave to me
Lawyers bills growing,
Shower forsaking,
Head and feet aching,
Mites ever grazing,
Blood pressure raising,
Food unamazing,
Bruising on knees,
Crying to sleep,
Prison eyewear,
A bad case of thrush
And a strip search at MDC.

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On the twelfth day of Christmas, detention gave to me
S%@t bombers throwing,
Lawyers bills growing,
Shower forsaking,
Head and feet aching,
Mites ever grazing,
Blood pressure raising,
Food unamazing,
Bruising on knees,
Crying to sleep,
Prison eyewear,
A bad case of thrush
And a strip search at MDC.

Viva Executive Success!


“When we smile, the world smiles with us: each experience of joy is an experience of joy for all people and a victory for human kind.” – 
Keith Raniere.
We are all smiling now, Keith! How about you? 

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Frank Parlato

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  • Frank you mention Thrush. Thrush is usually seen in people with weakened immune systems such as AIDS and Cancer patients. Also the elderly and infants. Vanguard is no spring chicken but is still too young to be getting Thrush. If Vanguard has Thrush then I am going to guess he has something else seriously wrong with him. Seriously.
    I know you don’t care what happens to him but I want him to survive at least till the end of his trial.Hey still in Nxivm member idiots reading this comment…. and I know you are…… there seriously is something medically wrong with your Vanguard other than just Thrush.

    • To be honest, I wrote this. Frank was kind enough to use it. It was reported that Vanguard had a fungal infection and I simply played on that.

      • My bad. Damn you Vanguard!!! Lol

        On the flip side I’ve realized I need to get a life. I am following this drama and trial way to closely.

  • Lastly does anyone else find it funny and ironic that Allison Mack joined an organization headed by an evil hobbit leader named Vanguard…..it’s so comic-bookish….it’s like an organization that Cloe Sullivan, Allison’s Smallville character would try to fight. Omg the guys name is Vanguard after a video game and everyone new he took the name from an 80’s video game. WTF ??!?!?! Frank hit me up if you like to start a cult with me I will be “Space Invader” and you can be supereme consigliere; and we wil pray on mindless thespians the same way Scientology and Nxivm did.

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