Warning: Salacious material in this post. Do not read further if you are squeamish.
Guest View by Hot Sauce and Pizza, Pussy sans Garlic
Regardless of Keith’s limp dick status, he used his problem solving abilities to remedy that situation.
According to Frank Parlato, when Keith was presented with the problem of a flaccid dick inhibiting his ability to engage in coitus, he quickly invented a new ‘tech’ to fix the issue.
According to Frank, this new tech is called the ‘tune up’ and it goes something like this…
a) Keith eats a woman’s pussy using his filthy tongue and bad breath, while forgoing full coitus.
b) Said woman pretends to orgasm for Keith.
c) Keith then positions himself over the woman’s chest and proceeds to use high speed masturbation to spew his boy-batter on said woman’s titties, where he apparently struggles to spew out his man-milk from that ancient, flaccid and semi-dormant volcano.
Fortunately for the prosecution, this new ‘tech’ amounts to sexual assault just as much as full coitus does.
I’m just glad these poor women didn’t have to taste his boy-batter. Keith’s diet is foul and I have no doubt that his rotten tasting semen would make any woman retch their guts out.
Still you gotta give props to Keith for inventing this new ‘tech’. Like the old saying goes, necessity is the mother of invention.