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I’M MAD AS HELL…BLACK CAUCUS; HISPANIC CAUCUS…IS THERE NOT A WHITE CAUCUS …?

I think I’m going to run for Congress just so I can “Right” a wrong. There must be more Caucuses in the House or none at all!

 First off, the Black Caucus is Racist as I heard some White Congressmen were denied a seat in the Black Caucus. What say you Mr. Cummings? Why is there a need for a Caucus anyway? I thought all Congressmen were created equal!

I will form a White Caucus and allow Black Congressmen in, as long as the Black Congressmen agree to appear in “white face”, so that way nobody is offended. Then I will form a Gay Caucus and in that one, to be fair, we will alternate every month …one month we’ll all dress as men then at the next meeting we’ll all dress as girls and the third we’ll do nude so we can see who the liars really are! Wait…did I say “we”? I meant “They”!!!

Did I miss any groups? Maybe we should have a Commie Caucus as there are enough Commie-Congress people to have a Forum of left wing, red, commie, pinko’s right now…but I’d bet none will show! They won’t come out of the closet until somebody like AOC has the rolling snow ball big enough…she’s not quite ready to acknowledge being a Commie, like Bernie, but she will!

I suppose the Muslims will eventually want one too…but I have to think about that first. I believe I would want to call Tommy “Ineedajob” and The Ayatollah to Congress and clarify what exactly they mean when they say they want to, “kill all Americans and Jews”… I mean, do they mean me too or could they modify that to say just Democrats…besides, don’t you think it’s only fair to see if the guy next to you really wants your head or is he just…kidding?

OMG I forgot Indians, wait that’s not politically correct, we’ll have to have a contest for that one …”Name That Caucus”! It could be the Red Skin Caucus, or the Native American Caucus, or the Losers of the Cowboy Wars but Winners of the Casino Wars Caucus…now I like the latter, it’s very accurate! Go Indians!

Our Congress is so hilarious it makes the British Parliament look smart!

What these law school graduates have shown us is that we should ban lawyers from Congress and Making our Laws. It shows us that there are consequences for paying Harvard and other elite (expensive) Colleges for letting unqualified kids into Law School on phony scholarships and phony football scholarships, when there are qualified people who don’t have a hook…or money!

I believe our lawmakers should be Business men and women with incomes UNDER $100,000 per year coming in and IQs at least equal to their age. No millionaires, no lawyers and Judges allowed. Term limits of 2 terms for the House and 1 term in the Senate! Every law they pass must apply to them, when the Budget is not passed and the country closes, their pay stops but they must remain in WDC while the Government is closed and report for work unless they have a note from a Doctor or their Mother! Their retirement, medical insurance and all other benefits should be the same as what they give us, Government employees and retirees!

America …created by geniuses and run by morons!!

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J. Gary DiLaura

J. Gary Dilaura, a 28 year veteran of the FBI, spent his career in Charleston, SC, New York City, and Buffalo, NY. He was active in the FBI’s Violent Crimes Program, finishing his career as Bank Robbery Supervisor. He also worked White Collar Crime and some well known cases including the Oklahoma City Bombing & the Al Pacino, Dog Day Afternoon Bank Robbery. He holds a degree in Engineering, and established and ran the FBI’s Environmental Crimes Program for the Western District of NY. He received numerous Commendations from every FBI Director he worked for. After retiring from the FBI, he became a successful Construction Contractor/Businessman and a Conservative, OpEd Columnist, "The Right Side", for several publications including, the Niagara Falls Reporter and the Ft Myers, Sun bay Paper. Visit his website at therightsidejgarydilaura.com .

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  • We don’t need a caucus, we’re the slave owners, remember? Even at the height of slavery, less than 2% of white people in the south owned slaves, but it’s still our skin color’s fault.

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