Exclusive V-Week Videos 3: Lauren Salzman & Emiliano Salinas MC

Frank Parlato · August 30, 2019

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More V-Week delights – Lauren and her “partner in crime” [I wonder if she meant that literally], Emiliano Salinas.

They are hosts of the amateur hour talent show during Vanguard Week.

Emiliano speaks about Juan and One. “Juan – it fills your mouth – I should not have said that.”

It is hard to believe all this comical talent could congeal in one place – at Vanguard Week – but see for yourself.

[It’s sad to think but had Keith Alan Raniere not been arrested, Vanguard Week 2019 would be going on right now.]

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SmallbanyAugust 30, 2019
Can they please make a reality show about the convicted Nx in gen pop.

I would pay to see Lauren try to organize, EM and uplift her new peers. Prison’s got talent!
- Scott JohnsonAugust 30, 2019
  Reality shows are fake. Some new episodes of this TV series would be great: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Lockup_episodes
Talent showAugust 30, 2019
I'm pretty sure many prisons have a talent show. They should both enter.
Scott JohnsonAugust 30, 2019
I doubt Salinas has a chance of being the Mexican President, ever.
- niceguyAugust 31, 2019
  Scott,
  
  How disappointed do you think his father is?
  
  Salinas Senior's progeny is fudge packing caberòne. So sad.
  - Scott JohnsonAugust 31, 2019
    Who cares how disappointed his father is? He's a crook, too.
MORE SOP VIDEOS PLEASEAugust 30, 2019
Why aren't more SOP tapes being published on here? Some of that shit is very heinous. And people would love to see it.
- Scott JohnsonAugust 30, 2019
  Frank has to have them before he can publish them.
shadowstate195August 30, 2019
Public Announcement

If Emiliano has truly fled to Cuba, then next year's V Week celebration will be held in Havana.

Viva Executive Success!

Viva La NXIVM!

“Juan in a Million”

Such Comedy Gold!

So much talent in NXIVM!

To think that Emiliano has a Harvard education.

Maybe Alan Dershowitz was his professor.
shadowstate1958August 30, 2019
What's Lauren Salzman's favorite type of bread?

PIMPernickel bread.
Heidi HutchinsonAugust 31, 2019
Just kinda creeps me out the way Lauren comes across as very manipulative with Emiliano. First, she’s scolding him for cutting out of V-week early the year prior, then the odd EM queries on his favorite number and Emi’s “Juan” blowjob joke that falls flat on Lauren (and the audience), then Emi reprimands himself for it. …The other vid where Lauren falls flat on the floor and demands Emi heave her up…

Interesting, rather unexpected character windows. I saw Emi as a more confident, debonair, Pierce Bronson type — not quite so pussy-whipped.
NutjobAugust 31, 2019
That was the most awesomely atrocious 2 minutes ever. At least Lauren realized that with the “Thank God” comment.

Exclusive V-Week Videos 3: Lauren Salzman & Emiliano Salinas MC

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