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Pyriel: The Twelve Days Of Vanguard’s Christmas

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Frank Parlato  ·  December 16, 2018
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By Pyriel

Talking of songs…. 

Keith Raniere known also as the Vanguard.Keith Raniere known also as the Vanguard.

This should make Keith smile…

On the first day of Christmas, detention gave to me
A strip search at MDC.

And look out for those fangs!And look out for those fangs!

On the second day of Christmas, detention gave to me
A bad case of thrush
And a strip search at MDC.

Keith Alan Raniere AKA VanguardKeith Alan Raniere AKA Vanguard

On the third day of Christmas, detention gave to me
Prison eyewear,
A bad case of thrush
And a strip search at MDC.

Keith Raniere said, "He who has the most joy wins."Keith Raniere said, "He who has the most joy wins."

On the fourth day of Christmas, detention gave to me
Crying to sleep,
Prison eyewear,
A bad case of thrush
And a strip search at MDC.

Young RaniereYoung Raniere

On the fifth day of Christmas, detention gave to me
Bruising on knees,
Crying to sleep,
Prison eyewear,
A bad case of thrush
And a strip search at MDC.

Keith Raniere at V-WeekKeith Raniere at V-Week

On the sixth day of Christmas, detention gave to me
Food unamazing,
Bruising on knees,
Crying to sleep,
Prison eyewear,
A bad case of thrush
And a strip search at MDC.

What a genius -- Rainbow Cultural Garden is the brainchild of Keith Raniere.What a genius -- Rainbow Cultural Garden is the brainchild of Keith Raniere.

On the seventh day of Christmas, detention gave to me
Blood pressure raising,
Food unamazing,
Bruising on knees,
Crying to sleep,
Prison eyewear,
A bad case of thrush
And a strip search at MDC.

Keith Raniere, 57, has seen many of his harem women grow too old for him.Keith Raniere, 57, has seen many of his harem women grow too old for him.

On the eighth day of Christmas, detention gave to me
Mites ever grazing,
Blood pressure raising,
Food unamazing,
Bruising on knees,
Crying to sleep,
Prison eyewear,
A bad case of thrush
And a strip search at MDC.

Keith Alan Raniere, the leader of Nxivm and the founder of the sex slaver sorority DOS. There is no evidence that Kristin Kreuk was ever involved in any of the sex aspects of Nxivm and it is well established that she was not a member of DOS. There is also no evidence that she ever had sex with Raniere.Keith Alan Raniere, the leader of Nxivm and the founder of the sex slaver sorority DOS. There is no evidence that Kristin Kreuk was ever involved in any of the sex aspects of Nxivm and it is well established that she was not a member of DOS. There is also no evidence that she ever had sex with Raniere.

On the ninth day of Christmas, detention gave to me
Head and feet aching,
Mites ever grazing,
Blood pressure raising,
Food unamazing,
Bruising on knees,
Crying to sleep,
Prison eyewear,
A bad case of thrush
And a strip search at MDC.

Keith Alan RaniereKeith Alan Raniere

Keith Raniere is not who he appears to be. He has your worst interest at heart, for his pleasure.

On the tenth day of Christmas, detention gave to me
Shower forsaking,
Head and feet aching,
Mites ever grazing,
Blood pressure raising,
Food unamazing,
Bruising on knees,
Crying to sleep,
Prison eyewear,
A bad case of thrush
And a strip search at MDC.

it may appear that Keith Raniere is sleeping or having sex all day and night, But he is actually thinking up new curriculum. Unlike other scholls which teach the tools of success, students of ESP never stop paying to learn and just think Keith is lying in a bed right now figuring out ways to help you get more executive success [programs.]it may appear that Keith Raniere is sleeping or having sex all day and night, But he is actually thinking up new curriculum. Unlike other scholls which teach the tools of success, students of ESP never stop paying to learn and just think Keith is lying in a bed right now figuring out ways to help you get more executive success [programs.]

Photo copyright FallofNxivm.com and Toni Natalie

On the eleventh day of Christmas, detention gave to me
Lawyers bills growing,
Shower forsaking,
Head and feet aching,
Mites ever grazing,
Blood pressure raising,
Food unamazing,
Bruising on knees,
Crying to sleep,
Prison eyewear,
A bad case of thrush
And a strip search at MDC.

Keith Raniere was an East Coast Judo Champion he saidKeith Raniere was an East Coast Judo Champion he said

On the twelfth day of Christmas, detention gave to me
S%@t bombers throwing,
Lawyers bills growing,
Shower forsaking,
Head and feet aching,
Mites ever grazing,
Blood pressure raising,
Food unamazing,
Bruising on knees,
Crying to sleep,
Prison eyewear,
A bad case of thrush
And a strip search at MDC.

Viva Executive Success!

Keith RaniereKeith Raniere


“When we smile, the world smiles with us: each experience of joy is an experience of joy for all people and a victory for human kind.” – 
Keith Raniere.
We are all smiling now, Keith! How about you? 


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Comments (8)

  • I'm sure Keith is smiling on the inside, as he recalls all of the people he has scammed.
    • TKDecember 17, 2018
      I doubt it Scott. I'm sure he's only thinking of his next stupid appeal to the judge for bail. I would like nothing more for than the March trial date to be pushed back even further.
      • You doubt it because you don't understand what a sicko Raniere is. The judge is also looking forward to seeing Raniere's next stupid appeal, I think the judge is entertained by the appeals, it breaks up the monotony of the case. There is much expectation the trial date will be pushed back, and that's a good thing, it means more charges against the existing defendants and more defendants, hopefully just in time for a nice Christmas present.
        • TKDecember 19, 2018
          No Scott, I do understand what a sicko Raniere is. He's a pretty f**ked up guy. My New Years wish is for Keith to take the stand should the case go to trial.
  • skDecember 16, 2018
    What a hoot. Thats great.
  • onewomanarmyDecember 16, 2018
    Love to hear this Acapella 🙂 Fantastic.
  • HeidiDecember 17, 2018
    That’s catchy, Pyriel! Smiling! Thanks!
  • PyrielDecember 17, 2018
    Thanks everyone. I didn't know Frank would use it as an article. I'm so pleased or, as we say in Yorkshire – I'm chuffed to bits!

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