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Opening:

ANY ONE OF US: WORDS FROM PRISON by Eve Ensler, a V-day production to raise money for the Crisis Services Advocate Program, directed by Kelly Beuth, starring Beuth, Amy Brown, Katie White, Shannon Bloomquist, Diane McNamara, Mary Nell Trautner, Dessarae Lenz, Bethany Sparacio. Mar 27 & 28 at 7:30. Unitarian Universalist Church, 695 Elmwood Ave.

BUFFALO QUICKIES, annual festival of new one-act plays directed by Joyce Stilson, starring Sheila Connors, Carlton Franklin, Christopher S. Parada, Tammy Reger, Michael Seitz, Louise Reger. Mar 26-Apr 11, Thu & Sat at 7:30, Sat at 4 & 8. Alleyway Theatre, One Curtain Up Alley (852-2600).

GODSPELL, musical by Stephen Schwartz presented by Rocking Horse Productions. Mar 27-Apr 5, Thu-Sat at 7:30, Sun at 2:30. Lancaster Opera House, 21 Central Ave., Lancaster (683-1776).

2009 ONE ACTS, featuring Suddenly Last Summer by Tennessee Williams & Desire! Desire! Desire! by Christopher Durang. Mar 27-Apr 4, Fri & Sat at 8. Ghostlight Theatre, 170 Schenck St., North Tonawanda (743-1614).

WOYZECK by Georg Büchner, new adaptation directed and designed by Collin Ranney, presented in collaboration with University at Buffalo’s Student Guild. Mar 27 & 28 at 8. Katharine Cornell Theatre, Ellicot Complex, University at Buffalo, North Campus.

Ongoing:

HEDDA GABLER, drama by Henrik Ibsen adapted by Andrew Upton, presented by the Irish Classical Theatre Company, directed by Derek Campbell, starring Christian Brandjes, Catherine Eaton, Kathleen Betsko Yale, Kristen Tripp Kelley, Vincent O’Neill, Matt Semler, Beth Donohue. Through Apr 5, Thu & Fri at 7:30, Sat at 3 & 7:30, Sun at 2. Andrews Theatre, 625 Main St. (853-ICTC).

HONUS & ME, by Steven Dietz, adapted from the from the book by Dan Gutman, presented by Theatre of Youth, directed by Meg Quinn, starring Arlene Clement, Mary McMahon, Guy Balotine, Bryan Patrick Stoyle, Aaron Krygier, Chris Corporandy, James Heffron, Kurt Guba. Through Apr 5, Sat & Sun at 2. Allendale Theatre, 203 Allen St. (884-4400).

HOT ’N’ COLE: A COLE PORTER CELEBRATION, musical revue devised by David Armstrong, Mark Waldrop and Bruce W. Coyle, directed by Michael Walline, starring Kelly Meg Brennan, Katy Miner, Matthew Mooney, Tom Owen, Marc Sacco, Kathy Weese. Through Apr 5, Thu & Fri at 8, Sat at 4 & 8, Sun at 2. The Kavinoky Theatre, 320 Porter Ave. (829-7668).

IN GABRIEL’S KITCHEN, drama by Salvatore Antonio presented by Buffalo United Artists, directed by Chris Kelly, starring Adam Rath, James Konidis, John Kaczorowski, Kerrykate Abel, Darryl Hart. Through Apr 18, Fri & Sat at 8, plus Apr 5 at 7 (no performances Apr 3 & 4). BUA Theater, 119 Chippewa St. (886-9239).

THE SMOKING GUN TRIO, local playwright showcase featuring an three one-act plays by Mark Humphrey, Matthew LaChiusa, Michael Votta, presented by American Repertory Theater of WNY, starring Michael Votta, Alaina Renee Miller, Andrew Michalski, Marie Hasselback Costa, Drew Derek, Hugh Davis, Brian Bernys, Jacob Albarella. Through Apr 11, Thu- Sat at 7:30, Sun at 6:30, plus Apr 8 at 7:30. TheaterLoft, 545 Elmwood Ave. (884-4858).

THE SNOW BALL by A.R. Gurney, presented by Aurora Players, directed by Michael Breen, starring Monish Bhattacharyya, Kate Huthmaker, Tara Potzler, Justyne Harris, Joe Cassidy, Garret Shea. Through Apr 4, Fri & Sat at 8, Sun at 2:30. Roycroft Pavilion in Hamlin Park, Prospect and South Grove streets, East Aurora (687-6727).

SUNDAY IN THE PARK WITH GEORGE, musical by Sondheim and Lapine, directed by Randall Kramer, starring Nicole Marrale Cimato, Louis Colaiacovo, Robert J. Cooke, Steve Copps, Jeffrey Coyle, Doug Crane, Paschal Frisina III, Amy Jakiel, Kelly Jakiel, Kevin R. Kennedy, SheilaMcCarthy, Debbie Pappas, Anne Roaldi, Leah Russo, Jenn Stafford. Through Apr 5, Wed at 7, Thu at 7:30, Fri at 8, Sat at 4 & 8, Sun at 2. MusicalFare Theatre, 4380 Main St., Amherst (839-8540).

Closing:

COME BLOW YOUR HORN, comedy by Neil Simon presented by the Towne Players, directed by Mark Lloyd and Chris Turton, starring Heather Dubose, Mary Jane Ertel, Don Gallo, Ruth Nawotniak, Chris Turton, Jeffrey Welton. Through Mar 29, Fri & Sat at 7:30, Sun at 2. Sheridan-Parkside Community Center, 169 Sheridan-Parkside Dr.,Tonawanda (693-9641).

THE FASTEST CLOCK IN THE UNIVERSE by Philip Ridley, presented by Torn Space, directed by David Oliver. Through Mar 29, Fri-Sun at 8. Adam Mickiewicz Dramatic Circle, 612 Fillmore Ave.

WOYUBU, adapted from Büchner’s Woyzeck and Jarry’s Ubu Roi by Josephine Anstey, Sarah Bay-Cheng, and Holly Johnson, presented by University at Buffalo’s Intermedia Performance Studio in collaboration with The Real Dream Cabaret, directed by Bay-Cheng, starring Joe Wiens, Kate LoConti. Through Mar 28, Fri & Sat at 8. Downtown IPSpace - 1716 Main St. (568-4855).

Special Presentations:

BLACK COMEDY, farce by Peter Shaffer, starring John Buscaglia, Kevin Craig, Margo Davis, Mary Ann Moselle, Alyssa Wentling, Randy Reese, Scott Thomas, Derek Donogher Through May 2, Thu & Sat dinner at 6, show at 8. Sun, dinner at 5, show at 7. Desiderio’s Dinner Theatre, 5827 Broadway, Lancaster (683-7767).

ECLECTIC BOOGALOO, improvisational comedy presented by Eclectic Improv Company. Mar 28 at 8. Shea’s Smith Theatre, 658 Main St (847-1410).

Upcoming:

BLACKBIRD, drama by David Harrower directed by Kelli Bocock-Natale, starring Richard Lambert, Candice Kogut. Apr 2-25, Thu-Sat at 8. New Phoenix Theatre on the Park, 95 Johnson Park (853-1334).

DROOD, musical by Rupert Holmes presented by UB Department of Theatre and Dance, directed by Gary John LaRosa. Apr 1-5, Wed-Fri at 8, Sat at 2 & 8, Sun at 2. Drama Theatre, UB Center for the Arts (645-ARTS).

FEMMES DE LETTRES/LETTRES DE FEMMES (Women of Letters), vignettes from French women authors produced by Theatre de la Chandelle Verte. Apr 4 at 2 & 6. Black Box Theatre, UB Center for th

JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR, touring production of the musical by Tim Rice and Andrew Lloyd Webber, presented by Shea’s and Albert Nocciolino, starring Ted Neeley. Apr 7 at 7:30. Shea’s Performing Arts Center, 646 Main St. (852-5000).

THANKFUL, gospel comedy play written, directed, and produced by Carlos V. Spencer. Apr 3 at 8. Forbes Theatre, 512 Pearl St. (602-9669).

THE UNDERPANTS, readers’ theater production of the play by Steve Martin presented by Niagara University Theatre, directed by Amanda Sharpe. Apr 2-5, Thu at 7, Fri & Sat at 8, Sun at 2. The Castellani Art Museum, on the NU campus (286-8685).

WATERBOARDING BLUES, written and directed by Kurt Schneiderman, presented by the Subversive Theatre Collective, starring Gordon Tashjian, Dennis Keefe, James Wild, Robert “Hodie” Hodas, Jessica Stuber, John Vines, Travis Hedland. Apr 2-19, Thu-Sat at 8, Sun at 6 (no performance Apr 12). The Manny Fried Playhouse, Great Arrow Building, 255 Great Arrow Ave. (408-0499).