Is Woody Allen Secretly Clare Bronfman?

Frank Parlato · September 5, 2020

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If September were not already Clare Bronfman Month at Frank Report, I would probably not print this rather absurd suggestion by Nice Guy.

That Woody Allen and Clare Bronfman look so much alike that they might be the same person.

But it is Clare Bronfman month and we are operating under the assumption that readers just can’t get enough about the reluctant, introvert heiress whose sister, Sara, thinks she should-have-been a nun – and who provided the necessary funds to support Nxivm’s terrorism by ligation.

Apropos of that, I am publishing this message from Nice Guy, who is, except for Scott Johnson, considered a beloved commenter by all who read Frank Report:

*****

Nice Guy writes:

“Woody Allen is secretly Clare Bronfman. Check your email for a never before seen photos!!!!!

“SHOCKING!!!!

“In celebration of Clare Bronfman Month, I sent you exclusive photos, allegedly doctored, of Clare Bronfman!!!!”

So I checked my email and I found these two photos. One of Woody Allen and the other of Clare Webb Bronfman:

Thank you, Nice Guy.

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Comments (10)

Mexican ladySeptember 5, 2020
Nice article. Do you feel these types of articles demoralize the enemy ? What is their purpose?

I loved the new pics of the big fish in Mexico like Emiliano, Boone, and friends. Great!!!
- shadowstate1958September 5, 2020
  Mexican Lady, the best way of attacking someone is through ridicule.
  
  The strongest armies will crumble before well aimed ridicule.
  - Mexican LadySeptember 5, 2020
    Thank you!
  - AnonymousSeptember 6, 2020
    Shadowstate, you generalize your statement so much that it is no longer true. Your statement is not universally valid and, therefore, wrong.
    - NiceGuySeptember 6, 2020
      If you are parsing Shadowstate’s writing, you should have noticed Shadow paraphrases famous quotes in his writing with great frequency.
shadowstate1958September 5, 2020
Nice Guy,

You have jumped the shark.

Woody Allen was a comedy writer in the fifties and a stand up comedian in the sixties.

Clare Bronfman is about 40 years old being born around 1979.

A comedy clip from 1962, The Tonight Show with Jack Paar.

John F. Kennedy was President.

Clare Bronfman had another 17 years before she would pop out of the womb.

Woody Allen on The Jack Paar Show (re-sync)
- AnonymousSeptember 5, 2020
  It was meant as humor, Mr. Shadow. LOL
  
  You take everything as literal and have no sense of humor. LOL
  - AnonymousSeptember 5, 2020
    That's a trait of Asperger's
    - AnonymousSeptember 11, 2020
      SOS has aspergers.
AnonymousSeptember 5, 2020
Scott considers NiceGuy 666 beloved as well – who else can make Scott and his many ghosts look so brilliant? LOL

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